Zanbomfig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving beaver.

Zanbomfig created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanbomfig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanbomfig, she will manifest in front of you.

Zanbomfig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zanbomfig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not kill shrews.