Gupbunlunnil is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing naga.

Gupbunlunnil created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbunlunnil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gupbunlunnil, it will turn you into a frog.

Gupbunlunnil's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gupbunlunnil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Gupbunlunnil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Gupbunlunnil's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupbunlunnil.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.