Fotparkgid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind faun.

Fotparkgid created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotparkgid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fotparkgid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fotparkgid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fotparkgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to ants while wearing purple rings.

2. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing fawn ear rings.

3. You must pray to Fotparkgid six times a day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.