Fab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient fish.

Fab created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.