Sasjig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful duck.

Sasjig created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Sasjig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasjig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sasjig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sasjig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sasjig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your face.