Sasjig is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful
duck.
Sasjig created the planet Venus three million years ago.
If you believe in
Sasjig, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Sasjig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Sasjig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Sasjig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sasjig in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not dye your hair red.
3. Feed all hungry squirrels.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not shave your face.