Sakbudcibkopbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental dryad.

Sakbudcibkopbonk created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbudcibkopbonk, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sakbudcibkopbonk, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sakbudcibkopbonk's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sakbudcibkopbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Sakbudcibkopbonk.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.