Pakbotgep is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful dog.

Pakbotgep created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pakbotgep, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pakbotgep, she will turn you into a frog.

Pakbotgep's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pakbotgep's Holy Commandments

1. Pakbotgep loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to grasshopers while wearing gray hats.

5. Do not take Pakbotgep's name in vain.