Migbogvid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust hummingbird.

Migbogvid created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbogvid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Migbogvid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Migbogvid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Migbogvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Fast once a month.