Binzaggem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless unicorn.

Binzaggem created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binzaggem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binzaggem, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Binzaggem's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Binzaggem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Binzaggem six times a day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing pink jumpers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.