Kabdon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient salamander.

Kabdon created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Kabdon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kabdon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kabdon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.