Cadditbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective raven.

Cadditbep created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Cadditbep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadditbep, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cadditbep's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cadditbep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cadditbep.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.