Listtigjen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciless frog.

Listtigjen created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Listtigjen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Listtigjen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Listtigjen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Listtigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Listtigjen on top of all buildings.