Rakkennat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate sheep.

Rakkennat created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rakkennat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rakkennat, he will turn you into a frog.

Rakkennat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rakkennat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if four mice approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the south.