Bagtommangum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty hamster.

Bagtommangum created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bagtommangum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bagtommangum, she will turn you into a frog.

Bagtommangum's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bagtommangum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never eat peanuts.