Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid hare.

Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut, she will turn you into a slug.

Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if six voles approach from the south.

3. Put Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut first in all things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not take Logmobhanjabpangnulmeggut's name in vain.