Cisstappom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unselfish wombat.

Cisstappom created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Cisstappom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cisstappom, she will cry a lot.

Cisstappom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cisstappom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cisstappom.