Lendidzag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent bee.

Lendidzag created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Lendidzag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lendidzag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lendidzag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Lendidzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing gray shorts and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.