Larngilhud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody alligator.

Larngilhud created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larngilhud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larngilhud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Larngilhud's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Larngilhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near swans while wearing mauve trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.