Narlbonktom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic scorpion.

Narlbonktom created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlbonktom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narlbonktom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Narlbonktom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Narlbonktom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear scarves.