Gidrowsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless weasel.

Gidrowsat created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Gidrowsat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gidrowsat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gidrowsat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gidrowsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always pray immersed in water.