Hivbagfly is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless ant.

Hivbagfly created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hivbagfly, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivbagfly, he will cry a lot.

Hivbagfly's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hivbagfly's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivbagfly.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hivbagfly.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hivbagfly in the centre of the settlement.