Tafnuttken Kipgessnur Xenjandan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless meerkat.

Tafnuttken Kipgessnur Xenjandan created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafnuttken Kipgessnur Xenjandan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tafnuttken Kipgessnur Xenjandan, it will not care at all.

Tafnuttken Kipgessnur Xenjandan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tafnuttken Kipgessnur Xenjandan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never wear purple trousers.