Pigtarxuc Barntifbed Genlimlit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective seal.

Pigtarxuc Barntifbed Genlimlit created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtarxuc Barntifbed Genlimlit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pigtarxuc Barntifbed Genlimlit, she will torture you forever.

Pigtarxuc Barntifbed Genlimlit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pigtarxuc Barntifbed Genlimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to eagles while wearing gray kilts.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Put Pigtarxuc Barntifbed Genlimlit first in all things.