Komyimdam is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, confident
aardvark.
Komyimdam created the Sol system five million years ago.
If you believe in
Komyimdam, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Komyimdam, it will have a low opinion of you.
Komyimdam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Komyimdam's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.
2. Respect your elders.
3. You must never eat lemons.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Komyimdam on top of all buildings.