Gamhimkam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent chicken.

Gamhimkam created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamhimkam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gamhimkam, she will ignore you.

Gamhimkam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gamhimkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not take Gamhimkam's name in vain.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.