Satnillgad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful capybara.

Satnillgad created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satnillgad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Satnillgad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Satnillgad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Satnillgad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing indigo shoes.

5. Never talk about enzymes.