Arflimnut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful snail.

Arflimnut created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Arflimnut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arflimnut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Arflimnut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Arflimnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Hide if four doves approach from the south.

5. Do not stand on grass.