Negsigart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil fairy.

Negsigart created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsigart, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negsigart, she will be very sad.

Negsigart's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Negsigart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Negsigart.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near whales while wearing black shorts and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.