Bonflowtif is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish jaguar.

Bonflowtif created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonflowtif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonflowtif, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bonflowtif's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bonflowtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Always look after injured otters.