Kimnibdunhom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, duplicitous weasel.

Kimnibdunhom created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimnibdunhom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimnibdunhom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kimnibdunhom's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kimnibdunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kimnibdunhom on top of all buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.