Aflamrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Aflamrag created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aflamrag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Aflamrag, it will turn you into a slug.

Aflamrag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Aflamrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near frogs.

2. Never chant in the presence of dolphins.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.