Zentafxin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud goblin.

Zentafxin created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zentafxin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zentafxin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zentafxin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zentafxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.