Has is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent chinchilla.

Has created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Has, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Has, he will be mildly annoyed.

Has' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine voles approach from the south.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.