Ingbepyar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering parrot.

Ingbepyar created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingbepyar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingbepyar, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ingbepyar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ingbepyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. You must pray to Ingbepyar eight times a day.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Ingbepyar on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Ingbepyar.