Fidgadlog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless salamander.

Fidgadlog created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidgadlog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidgadlog, it will be very unhappy.

Fidgadlog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fidgadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never talk about asteroids.