Jabminnil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident swallow.

Jabminnil created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabminnil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jabminnil, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jabminnil's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jabminnil's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Put Jabminnil first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.