Hinfitsug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow fairy.

Hinfitsug created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfitsug, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hinfitsug, she will turn you into a goat.

Hinfitsug's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hinfitsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Hide from indigo geese for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.