Podbimnar is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited hummingbird.

Podbimnar created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Podbimnar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podbimnar, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Podbimnar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Podbimnar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about eagles.