Artjabfum Listpashit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, flying naga.

Artjabfum Listpashit created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artjabfum Listpashit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Artjabfum Listpashit, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Artjabfum Listpashit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Artjabfum Listpashit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never hop near horses.

4. You must pray to Artjabfum Listpashit nine times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.