Mangoflik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy dingo.

Mangoflik created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mangoflik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mangoflik, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mangoflik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mangoflik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.