Cissgonnad Lamjinmut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless sheep.

Cissgonnad Lamjinmut created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgonnad Lamjinmut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissgonnad Lamjinmut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cissgonnad Lamjinmut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cissgonnad Lamjinmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cissgonnad Lamjinmut.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never write about moons.