Lanjarnhadmutbudkan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing goat.

Lanjarnhadmutbudkan created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanjarnhadmutbudkan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lanjarnhadmutbudkan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lanjarnhadmutbudkan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Lanjarnhadmutbudkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing magenta trousers and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.