Neglangat Rakvogvig Femnillbap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, impressive goose.

Neglangat Rakvogvig Femnillbap created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Neglangat Rakvogvig Femnillbap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Neglangat Rakvogvig Femnillbap, she will remove you from existence.

Neglangat Rakvogvig Femnillbap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Neglangat Rakvogvig Femnillbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Never laugh near shrews.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help sheep.