Bossjamgam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective goose.

Bossjamgam created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossjamgam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bossjamgam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bossjamgam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bossjamgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Bossjamgam loves birds, so they must be honoured.