Sugbennurl is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unjust wyrm.

Sugbennurl created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbennurl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sugbennurl, he will turn you into a dog.

Sugbennurl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sugbennurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sugbennurl on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Sugbennurl.