Farlogbest is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking gorilla.

Farlogbest created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlogbest, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farlogbest, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Farlogbest's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Farlogbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Farlogbest loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Never hurt squirrels.