Yarphudxuckdam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, wise cow.

Yarphudxuckdam created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarphudxuckdam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarphudxuckdam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarphudxuckdam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yarphudxuckdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.