Gebhudbam Veenvondud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sage mongoose.

Gebhudbam Veenvondud created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebhudbam Veenvondud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebhudbam Veenvondud, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gebhudbam Veenvondud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gebhudbam Veenvondud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

2. Put Gebhudbam Veenvondud first in all things.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing tights.

5. Worship no other gods but Gebhudbam Veenvondud.