Tonkap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent squirrel.

Tonkap created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonkap, it will not invite you to parties.

Tonkap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tonkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Tonkap three times a day.