Volligcundimhivkarfas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy dingo.

Volligcundimhivkarfas created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volligcundimhivkarfas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Volligcundimhivkarfas, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Volligcundimhivkarfas' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Volligcundimhivkarfas' Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Volligcundimhivkarfas.

3. Put Volligcundimhivkarfas first in all things.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Do not make images of living things.